Mathole 

(Math-hole, emulating asshole) Matholes are those kids in advanced math classes who claim to be able to help you with your math homework and that they're the best at math, and then tell you that they forgot that chapter when you actually present them with the assignment.

Matholes like to talk about all the fancy things they're currently doing in their glorious advanced math class, but usually cannot help you with your regular math homework. Do not even ask.

Matholes are annoying despite the fact that you probably have a few of them for friends, which doubles the annoyance. You're not bitter that you aren't taking their advanced math class, too; you're just rightfully pissed that they proclaim to be the math god{dess} but cannot help you with your "simple, easy" homework.

Mathole: "And tomorrow we're talking about {insert fancy pants math subject here}! Oh man, I love math. I'm so good at it. No one is better than me!"
Mathole's friend: "Oh, maybe you could help me with {regular math subject}?"
Mathole: "Oh... uh, I was sick that day. I don't remember it.*moves on to tell a fellow mathole an inside math joke that no one appreciates except those hopelessly enslaved to matholedom*"
Mathole's justifiably irritated friend: "*thinks* I wish my friend wasn't such a mathole."

Mathole by AnarchyPancakes May 20, 2009

meatless grinder 

(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.

"My sister just called me to tell me about the meatless grinder she fired up with her roommate."

meatless grinder by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

meatpole 

Another slang for the male private part, PENIS.

DANG MAN, all these shones think they can handle a MAN like me, but when i WHACK OUT THIS HARD MEATPOLE they get nervous.

meatpole by notsag January 4, 2008

meathole 

The gaping hole left in an orifice following the withdrawal of a penis or implement after intercourse occasioning dilation.
cf Chocolate Meathole

".. so after he'd cum all over her heaving bosom he set to work lapping up the juice dribbling from the freshly serviced and still gaping meathole left by his earlier debaucheries."

meathole by violinclination January 18, 2009

gaping meathole 

Usually the outcome of anal intercourse. When a humongous penis is taken out of the anus, it results in an equally big, if not bigger, twitching asshole.

John fucked julie in her ass and turned it into a gaping meathole

gaping meathole by special k April 11, 2005

meathole 

the pussy &/or the asshole

her dirty meathole engulfed my tool in a single thrust.

meathole by Diosdado D. Pingul Jr. April 10, 2004

meathole 

Derrogatory term for a woman, but accurate.

That filthy meathole is a piece of shit whore. She ain't worth shit.

meathole by Mark Snicher April 11, 2005