Cooch McDuck 

When a (cis) female gives you the prick tease all night, but when push comes to shove she just walks away.

A stingy lover. A miserly vag.

"Soooo, did you shag the Asian bird last night?"
"Oh, man! No, FFS! We`ve been making out all night but turns out she was a Cooch McDuck!"

Cooch McDuck by Diggitar Glady Diggy March 17, 2022

Splooge McDuck 

A sexual move where you jizz on a girl's face and then pelt her with loose change, mostly pennies. It was coined by J. Camm of BroBible.com.

I felt bad for this homeless girl begging for change on the street, so I took her home and gave her the Splooge McDuck. It was mostly pennies anyway.

Splooge McDuck by Bropez September 10, 2012

Scrooge McDuck Paper 

Money. Dollar Bills. Scratch, Skrilla, Moolah, Dough, Paper, Ducats, Cheese, Green, Dead Presidents, Greenbacks, Yaper, Cashish, Spinach, Jacksons, Grants, Benjamins...You get the idea.

Maaan, I would hit the titty joint with you guys, but I already spent that fat wad of Scrooge McDuck Paper.

Scrooge McDuck Paper by D-Bruch November 6, 2006

The Full Scrooge McDuck 

Fucking on and or in a hoard of gold, a treasury/bank vault, or a pile of money.

Dating a bank manager has it's benefits, he gave me the full Scrooge McDuck in the vault last night.

The Full Scrooge McDuck by lunartic39 March 24, 2017

The Splooge Mcduck 

It is a sexual act performed on a women from a male,where as the male ejaculates onto the female's face and then proceeds to pelt the female with loose change. It mostly consist of throwing pennies.

I was having sex with this really mean, bitchy girl and since I didn't like her I decided to give her the Splooge Mcduck and proceeded to exit the bedroom shortly afterwards.

The Splooge Mcduck by Mr.Mcgibbles September 10, 2012

Cleveland McDuck 

The act of fleeing the scene of any Cleveland-related sex act, usually to avoid cleanup. Especially useful when paired with the Cleveland [Hurricane}.

Mason gave Edith a Cleveland steamer, and then pulled a Cleveland McDuck out of there.

Cleveland McDuck by Raackstar September 22, 2007

Splooge McDuck 

The activity of pulling out and ejaculating on a girl's face, then throwing handfuls of loose change at her, preferably pennies.

She had enough change for the vending machine after I gave her the 'ole Splooge McDuck

Splooge McDuck by BroBible September 10, 2012