darth mauling 

Having vomiting and diarrhea at the same time. Origin: An online comic strip I honestly can't remember the name of right now.

Oh my God, I was so sick I was Darth Mauling all day long!

darth mauling by MxyzptlkkltpzyxM October 4, 2013

text mauling 

When someone texts you barbs, cryptic remarks or questions so as to relentlessly wear you down to their point of view, or to twist your response to conform to their position or desired outcome; especially if there are many of them, received intermittently, over a period of time: a day or two.

It feels like you are being punched or jabbed, sometimes by surprise-- here they are again: bam!--when you thought it was done, over they're back with another comment.

I've been clear on my position, please stop text mauling me; I am not going to agree with you.

text mauling by Ireland Brown March 18, 2010

Darth Mauling 

The act of attaching a strap-on to your rear and fucking two girls doggy style from both sides, switching from time to time

I wonder if Jessica and Sarah would be down for a little Darth Mauling later

Darth Mauling by dwaynedamane September 30, 2020

Darth Mauling 

When a man attaches a strap on to his back and proceeds to have sex with two women, in a back in forth like action

“God Brady is a master at Darth Mauling. He went to town on Stacy and I last night, he was like a pendulum in the bedroom!”

Darth Mauling by Kurt Vonneguts Ghost September 30, 2020

Darth Mauling 

When a man ties a strap on to his backside and proceeds to have make love to two women in a back and forth action.

“God Chad is a master at Darth Mauling. He was like a pendulum in the bedroom!”

Darth Mauling by Kurt Vonneguts Ghost September 30, 2020

Political mauling with disfigurement 

When the Guelph police service delivery department manager decides to give you a CIA microdose experiments

I Kaelen Cody William Granger I am a victim of Political mauling with disfigurements

Political mauling with disfigurement by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

Malingering 

Malingering is intentional deceptive behavior, not a medical or psychiatric disorder. The diagnosis of malingering rests upon the identification of an external or "secondary" gain being present as the main motivation for the behavior. In other words, what does the person hope to gain?

Nurse is malingering out of work, now his teammates have to pick up his slack.

Malingering by pisceanaquifiel July 23, 2009