Mashed 

When a guy/girl is hitting on you in a really unwanted way. In an overly aggressive/offensive way.

"I cant believe that slime ball asked for my number, and then swatted my ass. He totally mashed me."

"She thinks she is soo cool when she sits at the bar all night and mashes all the guys."

Mashed by Me Ahna September 27, 2005

Mashed 

To be stoned out of your mind

Jim: Yo i was smoking like 5 joints at once i was mashed

Mashed by AnalBeads98 February 19, 2017

Mashed 

The feeling you get after you have been roasted and you don't have a comeback.

The state of being confused.

Oh wow Jackie just got roasted. Look at her face she is so mashed right now.

Mashed by Barb E. Dohl March 8, 2017

Mashed 

sexed or beaten up in the street

Ye we mashed last night

Bro he was fucking mashed up

Mashed by hardcore_roadman_69 May 29, 2020

mashed 

where a fat bitch gets screwed so hard the fat creases on her ass get a rash

fuck me she got mashed

mashed by the creator of words December 6, 2010

mashed 

To carelessly destroy something in the past tense.

A way to prepare potatoes.

Did you see that apartment when Ted moved out? It was MASHED!

Did you see the way Ted made that potato? It was MASHED!

mashed by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

mashed 

The state of mind you're in after smoking a marijuana ciggerette which has been mixed with a crushed up pill of ecstasy.

Man I was so mashed my brain felt like it was going to jump out of my head.

mashed by John Calvert May 31, 2005