marriage 

A matrimonial state as defined by:

1) Females: "Marriage is the opportunity for two souls to be legally bound together so that they can share their innermost thoughts and feelings while creating the most perfect life together."

2) Males: "Wow, a chick to take care of me like my mother used to - but with the added bonus of sex!"

See marriage definition above.

marriage by Loxi July 19, 2009

marriage 

the beginning of the end.

Oh boy, hes getting married, our thoughts and prayers go out to him.

marriage by stephen mathews June 18, 2004

Marriage 

The point at which the friendship with your sweetheart ends and becomes a business relationship.

The point at which you stop having fun and take on responsibility for yourself and your new wife.

The end of your life as you once knew it.

Marriage is a lot like playing cards.

You start out giving a heart and a diamond, and end up wishing for a club and a spade.

Marriage by Markwonder January 11, 2011

marriage 

The triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Please don't ask me about my marriage.

marriage by Ecliptic November 22, 2003

marriage 

For many, the phase of a relationship in which delight turns to disappointment and romance turns to resentment. Then she turns to her girlfriends and he turns to drink. Presently they turn on each other. He turns to a mistress, she to a divorce lawyer. Their home turns into hers but their mortgage turns into his. The sons turn into junkies, the daughters into teenage moms. And that's the bright side, because in many cases that's as close to a turn-on as marriage gets. Unless you're very, very, VERRRRY careful, and willing to wait and wait and WAAAAIIIIIIT for a truly exceptional person to enter your life, AND for real love between you to grow. A marriage founded on that rock-solid basis still has only a 50/50 chance of success (i.e. boredom) or failure (i.e. the tragedy described above), because marriage often changes people, leaving you shackled to a stranger. Yet that's as good as life's going to get, kid. Suddenly the Navy doesn't sound so bad, does it?

Marriage should only be attempted by those blessed with incredible luck.

marriage by Stranded in Paradise February 6, 2008

MARRIAGE 

1)The root cause of divorce.
2)The most successful wealth transfer scheme ever invented.
3)A contract-that if presented to you by an agent/lawyer-would
be sufficient grounds for a legal malpractice suit.
4)One sure way that the state can stay involved in your
life.FOREVER.
5)The point at which regular good sex stops...and infrequent
sex for procreation,manipulation,and/or passive-aggressive
destruction begins.
6)An institution that should be scrapped in favor of 1-3-5
year contracts...Not that you'll be any happier.

Marriage is wonderful.I can see why gay couples want to share in the experience.

MARRIAGE by L.MARTIN July 5, 2006

Marriage 

To most people, it begins with a grand confetti-filled ceremony, but sadly, usually ends in divorce and the like.

So, taking contemporary relevance into consideration, Perhaps the most accurate definition of 'marriage' is:

"I know im crazy in love with you right now, but when these high emotions leave and it's just you and me left, I promise that I'm going to stay with you, belong to you, protect you and love you... I wont leave you or break this promise (even if you do bore me sometimes down the track)."

"If we're going to consider marriage, we'll have be prepared to make the commitment... forever."

Marriage by Angelface May 18, 2006