malarious 

(Ma-lar-i|ous) Derived from the words "malaria" and "hilarious" < Something Grim yet hilariously funny; pertaining to a bizzaro, madcap humor (Looney Tunes) but also something Grim or Evil (Grim & Evil). Mostly used in a positive fashion.

Invader Zim was unfortunately cancelled, despite the fact that it was outrageously malarious.

malarious by Matthew Ebisu May 11, 2007

SWEET MOTHER OF MAMMARIES! 

An expression used when an individual(usually horny male) is tantalized or amazed by the beauty/size of a woman's breasts.

*random hottie flashes boobs*
Bob: SWEET MOTHER OF MAMMARIES!

@o@ ---> (.)(.)

-See Vgcats.com comic 151 for a funny example

SWEET MOTHER OF MAMMARIES! by >_<; May 2, 2005

Random Access Mammaries 

When you're on such good terms with a female that you can randomly grope her breasts anytime you please.

Things are going well with Sally, I'm allowed random access mammaries

Random Access Mammaries by BettyHumpter July 13, 2016

mammaries

Tits, boobs, or fun bags. Better when the are huge-DD cups or up.

Did you see those awesome mammaries on that slut?!?!

mammaries by Tit lover Boy November 4, 2003

Man Mammaries 

Big Flappy Man Boobs bologna tits

You fat fuck, your man mammaries are so hugantic.

Man Mammaries by Shithooks April 17, 2004

thanks for the mammaries 

when you say thanks for what gals have, perhaps one special gal in particular

thanks for the mammaries, i couldn't have done it without them

thanks for the mammaries by jaffaw July 16, 2009

massive mammaries

very very massive boobs

Dude last night I was at the bar and I saw this chick that had massive mammaries.

massive mammaries by bigflufy6996 April 6, 2015