Malcolm 

The opposite of a catalyst, a Malcolm will act as a retardent to any process, slowing it to the point where the rate of advancement of any task is almost immeasurably slow.

The job was running on schedule but, since we started using Malcolm, we're not even anticipating an end date anymore.

Malcolm by Fles December 1, 2010

Malcolm 

The neighborhood creeper. Very funny and friendly, but sometimes a little too friendly...

Dear Lucia,

This morning I logged on to facebook, to gladly see that I have received 12 notifications. Although, I was not glad to see that approximately 8 of those notifications were from you liking my comments or posting in a group. Therefore, I have decided to comment rape you, which is probably why you are going to have like 20 notifications.

Sincerely,
Malcolm

Lucia- great

Malcolm- ok im done. how many notifications was that?

Lucia- 40. i hate you.

Malcolm by mccauleycaulkin :D July 4, 2011

Malcolm 

a woman usually a teacher probably of
(english or history, you know one of those bitchy ones) who shows strong tendencies towards dikeisim. this woman is usually "married" but keeps her madien name. she shows a strong prejudice to men for no real reason. basically a mean ass woman who is always on the rag.

did you hear that? that chick is totally a malcolm, she hate all the guys in our class

Malcolm by queerbear March 20, 2008

Malcolm 

The most annoying kid you will ever meet. He seems nice at first but then turns out to be a huge douche bag.

That kid is such a Malcolm.

Malcolm by jimsmith0055 June 3, 2015

Malcolm 

Malcolm is a name formed by Máel Coluim which refers to Saint Columba. The word Máel is Old Irish and it means "bald". In the pre-Christian era, this would usually refer to a slave but after Christianity, they would usually be referred to as a monk. That was of course very long ago, nowadays, Malcolm is just known to describe someone for being lazy and stubborn. They are very weird but nice but weird, it's strange indeed.

Malcolm is a great friend, but he is pretty weird...

Malcolm by thelegend369 February 2, 2021

Malcolm 

Malcolm is a really smart and cool dude, he is the best at being a Malcolm. Most people like him (everyone). If you say you don't like him you go straight to hell. People often find him charming and warm when they are with him. All the girls want to date him.

Malcolm is so hot and cool, I wish I was him.

Malcolm by MCDIGGYDOG205 May 29, 2018

Malcolm 

A wet fart or spurt of liquid crap

My guts is in turmoil and I think I've just done a Malcolm

Malcolm by AKACroatalin January 8, 2020