That’s like putting make up on a nigger

Something that doesn’t make any sense. Imagine coloring a black piece of construction paper.

Nick:That just doesn’t make any sense Adam.

Adam:I concur with your analysis. That’s like putting make up on a nigger.

That’s like putting make up on a nigger by GFYMNIGGER October 9, 2021

make up date 

A lunch or dinner date that two people go on after hooking up simply because they feel guilty for sleeping together without having gone on a date first.
Opposite of first-date-fuck and first-date-fuck faux pas.

1.) Well the sex wasn't great, but the food was good at the make up date the next day.

2.) I think John and I are going to hook up, but I kinda want to sneak out before we have to go on a make up date.

make up date by Lol Sinsperth December 9, 2012

Asian Make-up 

To jizz all over an Asian girl's face, then proceed to clean the mess up by an extra blowjob, once done, her face will look like white powder make-up.

Lev: You won't believe me, I gave this Asian girl an Asian make-up!
Anton: Too much time on your hands, dumbass.

Asian Make-up by The Growling Anus August 4, 2016

make up

Most girls wear it, it’s fucking annoying because it gets on pillow cases

She wears too much fucking make up

make up by hekko May 14, 2018

make up for 

to compensate for

He mentally discards the thoughts that are not important enough to make up for the fatigue of saying them.

make up for by Zelaznog April 2, 2014

make up poke 

What two friends do after resolving a disagreement on Facebook.

I read on your wall that you got in a fight with Ryan.

Yeah, but it's ok, we make up poked.

make up poke by Devin W. August 12, 2008

make-up shotgun 

The hypothetical device that over-made-up women must have used in order to apply the monstrous pile of caked-on colour to their face.

It refers to the Simpsons episode in which Homer invented such a device, which, after applied to his wife Marge, elicited the reply: "Homer! You've got it set on whore!"

Damn, girl, you look like a clown. Put down the make-up shotgun next time.

make-up shotgun by Fnordgasm January 12, 2007