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Main Man Mullet 

The Main Man Mullet is a being that is widely considered to be the most powerful force in the universe, even more powerful than god himself. The Main Man Mullet can be found playing Xbox with complete retards to feel smart or fucking fat girls. His mullet is bulletproof and can be used as a cooler to store his iced tea and mystery meat.
Today I started a cult dedicated to the Main Man Mullet.

main man tools 

Any tools owned by Stan Fowler.
Hi my name is Stan and these are my main man tools. Can you say " main man tools?"

the main man

A cool guy thats bad at everything
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the main man by 31ft_long_shlong October 16, 2019

My Main Man Derek

legit my main man derek
yo, it's my main man Derek!
My Main Man Derek by Xocrone May 11, 2020

My main man 

My main man = my number one/ my lover / my boyfriend / someone I want to explore dirty analysis fantasies with.
Tammy "Cameron you are my main man, I'll never pick someone else over you:

Shaniqua " Bae you are my main man, you know that. Them other thugs are just playing! "
My main man by FeteyW September 18, 2016

Main Mullet Man 

The Main singer of Journey with a giant Mullet Mainly in the music video seperate ways where the Main Mullet Main looks especially faggy
"You know that faggot from journey, Main Mullet Man"

Mega Man Main 

Someone who mains Mega Man in Super Smash Bros, Marvel vs Capcom, or MVC2.

They are probably the ones with the best taste in Smash.
ZeRo: Who do you main in Smash?
Kameme: I am a Mega Man Main.
Everybody: That's good taste right there.
Mega Man Main by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020