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Lured up 

Dressed up in a fancy manner to entice or to catch the attention of women. Just like one uses lure to catch fish.
Mate, with that nifty outfit you are all lured up to catch some fish (chicks) tonight.
Lured up by Pirrashdi April 18, 2014

lube up for monday 

To take an extra bong hit before work after a period of time off to ease the transition back to work.
Sorry I'm late, I had to lube up for Monday.

lube me up 

A culinary phrase - when a dollop of puree or cream is on a plate and a small scoop is made in the middle to form a reservoir whereby olive oil is drizzled inside. This act resembles a hole that has oil in it which brings to mind an asshole that has lube in it ready for insertion.
Hey dude lube me up would you!
lube me up by plucker October 16, 2009

Lube me up 

When someone is trying to smooth talk you, or they are getting ready to screw you over on something.
A tree fell down on our lawn the other day and when had call a Arborist. A fare and honest man he explained how he is not going to “ Lube me up” like the other companies would.
Lube me up by BigRed606 June 30, 2019

Fucked up the ass without lube 

Used to define something that’s unpleasant
Person A: “Wow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”

Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”