Lobsters
Lobsters by qweef shady June 20, 2011
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George: Dude, my pubes are fuckin' itching so badly.
Andy: But really?! That hooker you had sex with last night probably gave you crabs.
George: Na hell nah, fuck that. That whore was expensive.
Andy: Oh yea. That kind of money gets you lobsters.
Andy: But really?! That hooker you had sex with last night probably gave you crabs.
George: Na hell nah, fuck that. That whore was expensive.
Andy: Oh yea. That kind of money gets you lobsters.
Lobsters by hotstreak864 April 6, 2009
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Lobsters
The act of placing baby lobster into your vagina for sexual pleasure. The lobsters then plant their eggs in the uterus, and the eggs hatch. Removal of the lobsters is extremely difficult and painful.
Kyle played with seafood a little bit too often, and next thing you know, he got lobsters in his vaginal cheese.
Lobsters by Kyle McFelch December 5, 2003
vag lobsters
A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs
vag lobsters by Sgt pussyface September 8, 2017
labia lobsters
pubic lice or crabs
I went down on this bitch last night. When I looked in the mirror this morning, I had her labia lobsters in my eyebrows.
labia lobsters by unitpro1 January 1, 2010
mexican love lobsters
A couple vacationing in Mexico who get sunburned to a crisp and are laid up in their room for the rest of their trip.
While in Puerta Valarta, John and Becky, in their hotel bed, realized they were mexican love lobsters.
mexican love lobsters by Wally the Water Spider January 16, 2016
pubic lobsters
Similar to what commomn folk refer to pubic lice and/or crabs. The difference being the much more massive and intense grasp more prevalent when reffered to as a lobster. Dont want it. It sucks. Ask Tyler!
Fuckin pubic lobsters been camped out in my pubes now for like a month and still aint payed no rent. Motherfuckers!
pubic lobsters by born 2b wilde September 26, 2006