Lil John 

A man who,sadly, due to unexplainable circumstances knows only three word of the English language. Those words are "YEAH!","WHAT?" and "OKAAAAAY!". Don't laugh,it's very sad. Although rumours do persist that he can speak fluent Japanese.

10% of all Lil John record sales go towards saving up to buy the poor man some sort of speaking machine. Y'know,like the wheelchair guy. Hopefully after that Lil John will engage in his first actual conversation.

Lil John by bandanasarerad October 23, 2006

lil john 

Gay? YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Understandable? WHHHAAAAT??
Obediant? OOOKKKKKAAYYYYYY

"Lil John?"
"WHAT?"
"Can you hear me?"
"YYYYEAHHHHHHH"
"Why dont you get cornrows?"
"WHHHHHHHHHAT?"
"Why dont you get cornrows?"
"WHHHWAHAWHWHAT?"
"Why dont you get cornrows?"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT??????"
"Why dont you get cornrows?"
"OOOOOOOOKAYYYY"

lil john by Ben Rain August 3, 2004

lil john 

An off da chain muthafucka who takes shit no shit from anybody. Stop talkin shit about him being a lame rapper. He isn't a rapper, dumbshits. he creates the beats for songs and then adds him saying "yeaaah", "Okaaay", or "whaaat"! Don't be such ignorant bastards and don't comment on things you don't know about!

Ignorant fucktard: Lil John is a retarted shit who can't rhyme.

Me: Fuck off, bitch!

lil john by stuart May 1, 2005

lil john 

A producer that is famous for making catchy beats that go hard in the club. He is not a fuckin beat maker, there is no such thing as a beat maker in big people world. Lil John is an ARTIST that falls under the crunk music genre. He doesnt rap, he gets the party crackin. Sure you talk shit about lil john now, but get a lot of girls together and play his album, you will be praising him later. Bitches Love It!

Guy 1:Damn, this party sucks, but there are a lot of girls.
Guy 2:Put this Lil John CD in.
Guy 1:MIA

lil john by Mr. Mac December 27, 2004

lil john 

Ugly, retarded rapper that doesn't deserve the air he breathes.

Guy#1 "dude, you're so gay you remind me of Lil John."

Guy#2 "...(sob)"

lil john by G-mix December 11, 2004

lil john 

The most untalented excuse for an artist ever.

Bobby: Do you like lil john?
Johnny: Hell no. The guy makes millions off of saying "what", "okay", and "yeah".

lil john by jddd July 10, 2004

lil john marco polo 

1. Similar to the game 'Marco Polo' but played with quotes from Dave Chapelle's impersonation of Lil John. One person searching calles out "haWHAAAAAT", to which others respond "YEEEEAAAAHHH". This is particularly useful at hacker conventions

2. Hacker greeting modled after a three way handshake using the phrases "haWHAAAAAT", "YEEEEAAAAHHH", and "OOOHHH KAAAAAY"

I played lil john marco polo at AppSecUSA Lascon to find my friends.

lil john marco polo by Wont give my name to a machine October 26, 2012