law school 

Scattered across the nation, they are places where the evil, vicious, and stupid are kept away from decent society for a few years. Not to be confused with prison, though they both have the effect of releasing people in a more disturbed condition than they came in.

It's amazing how similar oral examinations in law school are to going before a parole board.

law school by Ambrose September 28, 2005

law school 

law school can be good if you keep up and are a swift reader, but it's horrible if you don't. you feel horrible like you could get a bad grade because there's a curve system and then kind of explode in tears.

the law school curve grading system makes me unhappy sometimes. when i was in high school, my good friend once told me "i hope everyone gets an A." this made me love and respect her so much, because she was so hard on herself and was valedictorian. now nobody is allowed to think like that, no matter how hard they work, not everyone can get an A in law school. it's devastating because we all came into law school with so much pride in our abilities and our acceptances into a school we love, and that sort of disintegrates with the curve system sometimes.

law school by The-real-cobra-queen September 7, 2019

law school goggles 

similar to beer goggles, law school students develop these when they find themselves attracted to people that they would never have been attracted to in the real world. this usually happens very early into their first semester of law school.

a hot girl that finds herself attracted to a guy that would be ranked a 4 because he is the hottest in her class. she has acquired law school goggles.

law school goggles by aly rocks February 27, 2008

law school smart 

A term used to describe a student in law school who is both mentally and socially inept in the practical world, but still makes decent grades in law school.

Susie goes to law school. Susie doesn't know how to drive, she's afraid of anyone not white, and she's so fucking gullible I got her to blow me once by promising her my crim law outline. Yeah, Susie is really law school smart.

law school smart by Big Freeze UFL February 1, 2010

Law School Goggles 

This condition is similar to beer goggles, it infects law students of all grade level who attempt to start over in their search for romance.

This often leads to "settling" or hooking up with members of ones class who are not attractive.

Because of the limited hotness that law school presents this beer goggle effect is multiplied by 3 in law school.

Law Student: Hey man, I have been talking to Tracy, she is dime.
Law Students Friend: Man, you must have law school goggles, Tracy is a 3.
Law Student: I think I'm in love.

Law School Goggles by Law Schoolio July 7, 2009

law school gunner

law school cocksucker.
I raise my hand just to tell my life experiences.
I think I am smart but really have no life skills besides being a bigot and asshole.
My opinion is the only one that counts.
I am pretty sure I have been everywhere in the world.
I am smarter and know more than my professors.
I am in the bottom of my class.
For some reason the teachers still call on me even though they know only my stupid fucking opinion is going to come out.

A law school gunner would say things like:
"I feel like that isn't right because ya know freedom of contract"
"In New York..."
"I am from Massachusetts and there the law is..."

law school gunner by JoeShomo April 15, 2007

law school sober

The meaning of "law school sober" depends on the speaker. It can mean, alternatively:

1) having had only 1 drink
2) having had only ~1 drink/hour
or 3) not drunk enough to have done anything you'd regret

-Are you sure you're good to drive?
-Well, I'm *law school* sober...

-You were drinking for 8 hours yesterday?! It's Tuesday!
-It's cool, bro, I was law school sober.

-You went drinking with that Alaskan boy *again*?
-We were law school sober!

law school sober by tomato39 March 31, 2013