Landchad 

A landlord-friendly term for ‘landlord’. ‘Landchad’ is a portmanteau of ’landlord’ and ‘Chad’, and is frequently used by the pro-landlord community.

A typical Landchad is obscenely wealthy from all the rent and 25 % tips he collects from his tenants; ridiculously muscular from all the single mothers he evicts on a regular basis; harshly critical of his tenants’ frivolous consumerist purchases of funkopops, craft beers, Star Wars merch, Reddit awards and video games (mainly because it renders them unable to tip the Landchad his typical 25%); and an ardent advocate for the rights and interest of PoL (People of Land).

I couldn’t afford to tip my beloved Landchad his typical 25 % this month, so I paved his driveway instead!

Landchad by enterprise1701 October 13, 2020

NeverNever Land

A world of fantasy we enter in our dreams. Metallica sung about it in their hit single, Enter Sandman.

"Exit light, enter night,
Take my hand, we're off to NeverNever Land!"

NeverNever Land by Vince May 17, 2004

yodie land 

Where you go when getting faded than a hoe.

Pass the penjamin i'm tryna go to Yodie Land.

yodie land by GhostNeoN707 October 13, 2022

Land one on the beach 

To "land one on the beach", or "landed one on the beach" is to take a shit that is so big that at least half of its unbroken length sticks up out of the water of the toilet bowl and clings to the porcelain like a beached whale taking its last breath.

Dude, you've got to see this. I just "landed one on the beach", It was such a big shit it brushed my nuts when it finally broke loose and fell over. I love it when I "land one on the beach" I never flush those, so the next guy can see how insignificant his shit capacity is!

Land one on the beach by Sall Matsaulu August 30, 2009

shaolin land 

The Wu-Tang clan called Staten Island the shaolin land.

I grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side
Staying alive was no jive
Had secondhands, Mom's bounced on old man
So then we moved to Shaolin land
- C.R.E.A.M by Wu-Tang Clan

shaolin land by Rafficka June 16, 2014

laced blunt 

A “laced blunt” is marijuana laced with other drugs such as PCP or MDMA. Side effects includes hallucinations, disorientation, paranoia, etc.

MotorSport - Migos ft. Nicki Minaj & Cardi B

Nicki's Verse: "Attention, I'ma need you to face front You don't wanna smoke with me , this is a laced blunt

laced blunt by uglass hoe December 10, 2017

Brock Landers 

Degenerate losing sports bettor who borrows money from co-workers and doesn't pay them back, takes out car title loans, and writes bad checks to chase his losses. He only plays big public favorites and square parlays. He likes to gamble and post on gambling forums while on family vacation. When you see a Brock Landers "Rubberband Play", pound the opposite side with confidence.

Brock Landers: Illinois is only -6? A FUKKIN RUBBERBAND PLAY!

Brock Landers by broke lenders January 19, 2012