Lambertitis

It is where a Man is so cool and sexy that straight men begin to question their own sexuality because they are attracted to him.

Lambertitis has been around for a long time, but has just been given a name from this years american idols, Adam Lambert.

"He is so cool that I think I am coming down with Lambertitis"

Lambertitis by ricair May 8, 2009

Adam Lambert-ing 

Listening to, looking at, or watching anything Adam Lambert for a long period of time.

"I'm planning on Adam Lambert-ing my entire flight to Australia."

"Geez, she's been on the computer all day Adam Lambert-ing."

Adam Lambert-ing by alyssaROARS February 3, 2010

Lambering

Lambering a dude is to give him a reach aroundwhile sticking a finger up his anus, pretty much like a rusty trombone except the blowing in the anus part is replaced by fingering the anus. Much like a rusty trombone, lambering produces a specific vocal music, made by the recipient, somewhat ressembling a baby sheep's bleathing, or "baaing", namely bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts.

Guy: Is that some kind of weird techno music I'm hearing?
Girl: Nah, it's just my roomate getting his weekly lambering session.

Lambering by AlabamaBaby February 16, 2017

lamenting 

Thinking about something in an unhappy way

You die I cry

You die I kinda be unhappy and lamenting

lamenting by Lil veah July 24, 2014

Reverse lambering 

Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.

Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.

Reverse lambering by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Lamering 

When someone is doing something ridiculously lame. But cool at the same time.

Joe: "Hey there kelly, what are you doing?!"

Kelly: "Nothing just sitting at home, being bored."

Joe: "Kelly stop lamering!!"

Lamering by Pablo tidbitts. February 25, 2010

lambertian 

Lambertian vocal range: to sing like Adam Lambert

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lambertian by zally February 22, 2013