Goober Knobber 

Its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently passed old woman. Then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. Guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans vagina while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. Whatever lands in guy 1's mouth is a goober knobber

Your breath is terrible, that last old bitch gave you a stanky ass goober knobber.

Goober Knobber by niccuh65 December 1, 2010

Knobbled 

To be completely screwed over by the world and/or another person

i'm completley knobbled! I havn't done my homework

Knobbled by Jono The Great July 14, 2006

knobber 

Noun used to describe someone who acts like an idiot and/or an asshole.
An elaboration on calling someone a "dick" or a "knob".

Also used to suggest they suck a lot of cock.

You are such a fucking knobber.

She's a real knobber, and not in the way you're thinking.

knobber by Starkey November 20, 2007

steak and knobber 

every march 20th as celebrated in san diego is steak and knobber day. it is the opposite of valentines day for men. HE is to recieve a griled steak and knobber from wife/girlfriend. not necessarly in that order and its been told a real stud gets both at the same time.

as herd on KGB 101.5 DSC show

Honey did you know that today is march 20th, steak and knobber day? i think my wife is more excited than i am about steak and knobber day.

steak and knobber by Robert M Heil March 31, 2008

Sly Knobber 

Someone who's a little bit handy with the ladies. Especially someone who might have more than one lady on the go at once. Is a bit sly with his knob.

Kalabsra: Is Tal up to his dusty tricks again?
Rob: Yeah, he's a bit of a sly knobber.

Sly Knobber by way_with_words April 7, 2010

Knobbard 

Knobbard was in fact invented by my sister, and it is a cross between a retard and a knob, and is highly useful as an insult

*Someone trips over* "God, you are such a knobbard

Knobbard by Marie Astill May 13, 2005

Slob Knobbery 

This is a practice or art conducted by many females (usu. loose or slutty in nature) that dedicate themselves to perfecting and creating new ways to perform a blow job. This art is conducted usu. on a daily basis and involves fluids from the female's cunt mumbler or saliva.

I can tell by the way she sucks on that lollipop that she is highly skilled in the art of Slob Knobbery.

Slob Knobbery by thadelus January 30, 2009