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klonkered 

A completely messed up state of mind due to excesses
That guy on the dance-floor is proper Klonkered

Russian Klondike 

A tampon which has been soaked in vodka, left in a freezer for a considerable amount of time and then inserted in the anus.
Sarah is so kinky! She acctually requested i give her a Russian Klondike.

klondike 

An icecream treat that was created by Isaly's, a company that originated in Pittsburgh, PA. It consists of Vanilla icecream covered by a hard chocolate coating.
When it's hot out, the best treat is a Klondike bar.
klondike by schizoartist November 2, 2004

klondike 

1. (n) A very appetizing ice cream treat

2. (n) A large black penis
1) What would you do for a Klondike bar?

2)Heard they'd do anything for a "klondike", Well I'd do anything for a blonde dyke.

Stronger - Kanye West
klondike by K*Mac October 11, 2007

Khondaker 

An unfortunate event that may occur only on Halloween to an unlucky individual who has decided to combine the effects of alcohol, candy, and costumed activities. They will normally attest to having no idea that they had partaken in a Khondaker, but really, they enjoyed it. May secretly attempt a second go at it in a week, but without combining all of the causes, will come up just short. Side effects include having a fat chick harassing you for a month and a pimple...... on your ball sack.
Friend 1: Wow, this Halloween party is great, everyone is having a great time!

Friend 2: I'm sure Parker is having a good time now, but when he wakes up and finds out he pulled a Khondaker his penis will shrivel up like a frightened turtle.