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Keri Kooting 

I tend to say I ain't the one... I have said this for decades.... and someone asked me what it actually means...

"I'm not the one".

Haha if you know you know lmao
Don't f+-* with me. You are biting off more than you can chew. I'm more than just talk. You are starting a fight with the wrong person. "I'm not the one, I'm Keri Kooting"
Keri Kooting by NaySuperfly June 22, 2021
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Kazooing 

... and Harris stood in the crowd kazooing at his fellow friend.
Kazooing by Amanda <3 May 29, 2006

karroting 

a half hearted quest for that which is knowingly unobtainable.

a minute distraction from normal life, which rewards with false sense of acomplishment.

the act of picking one person on the internet, finding out everything you can about them, and then picking someone you have met along the way to stalk next. no contact except for internet medium should be made.
once i fonud this transvestite on some webpage and wanted to talk to her so i tried to find out what irc network she went online at and ended up on efnet in channel industrial and then i asked about and ended up in channel cdc on efnet and met this guy there and then i eventually found her. i think i asked her maybe two questions since i had already found out a lot about her from various websites, people, blogs etc. but the guy i met was interesting so i started stalking him. etc.
karroting by skoobis June 22, 2005
The act of humping the corpse of a dead animal
John: Did you see Rick kooting that dead deer?
Sammy: Yeah, that's nasty!
Kooting by california9492 November 18, 2016

kahoonigans 

Damn, look at them kahoonigans!

Those kahoonigans make your ass look huge.

My kahoonigans are green.
kahoonigans by A. Nonny Mouse. February 9, 2009

Kohouting 

a woman who had children at a young age so she never really grew up and acts like her kids best friends and dates their friends or fucks them
did you hear that bitch is dating her daughters friend?
damn she is kohouting man
Kohouting by bitchle February 3, 2014