jive turkey,
70s slang, synonomous with "chump". Popularized by urban phonics of the 70s. Also a popular name for softball team in Yonkers
jive turkey, by Spladow February 24, 2007
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jive turkey motherfucker
A totally clueless scumbag-conman-bullshitting-cocksucking asshole who is so obviously fucked-up to anybody with half a brain but thinks he's cool.
jive turkey motherfucker by EDYudaman December 30, 2010
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I about shot John after he called me a jive turkey, but it turns out he really only called me a cock sucker.
jive turkey by eagle777 March 15, 2008
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jive turkey by AlabamaGurl October 18, 2003
jive turkey
1. Someone who's full of shit, an idiot, or likes to run linux even though they can't make the sound work.
2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.
2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.
1. Jim: Linux is so much better than windows even though I can't make the sound work.
Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey.
2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.
Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey.
2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.
jive turkey by Nettled October 21, 2003
What it is jive turkey?
A salutation or a manner of saying hello to a good friend. Remember though, the person must be a jiving fool and must respond with a cool and smooth response.
Nick: Yo, what it is jive turkey?
Danny: Whats up you sucker MC.
Nick: Damn, you are cool and smooth.
Danny: Whats up you sucker MC.
Nick: Damn, you are cool and smooth.
What it is jive turkey? by Nick Val. November 8, 2007