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Are you ready to jingle your bells 

Something someone says around Christmas time when they wanna get freaky basically. Don’t say it though please. Also I didn’t come up with it leave me alone.
person: are you ready to jingle your bells
person 2: heck yea

jingle my bells 

A female asking playfully for someone to fondle her breasts around Christmas time.
"Why don't you come jingle my bells and then you can Kringle my sleigh."

Jingle Balls 

My testicles on the holidays. Typically substituted for "jingle bells" when trying to come up with new Christmas songs.
"Jingle Balls, I slip and Fall, While Shopping at the Mall" ..... bad example, but it sounds way the hell better than the lousy original song that your teachers made you sing in the school Christmas recital.
Jingle Balls by classyguy271 December 23, 2010

Jingle Balls 

Another version of Jingle Bells but for dirty minded people.

When a guys nuts are bouncy
Jingle balls, jingle balls Jingle all night long. Oh what fun it is to ride a 6 foot 9 inch dick Ay!
Jingle Balls by okidokibabie December 15, 2017

jingle balls 

bromg he just came down my chimney without a condom and got total jingle balls bro!
jingle balls by chefmike February 28, 2016

Jingle balls 

The art of two friend wrapping their testiculs around each other then pulling away fast. Whoever does not scream wins