Jet Lag 

The feeling you get the morning after smoking some really dank weed, such as orange piff, causing you to feel stupid and slow

that shit we smoke last night was tight but now i got some serious jet lag

Jet Lag by pifflovr June 24, 2010

jet lag 

An easy way to blame ones own short comings on a shift in timezones but not necessarily restricted to having to actually cross said timezones see: NHL 98.

man1: dude I just kicked your sorry jet lagged arse in tony Hawk 2
man2: I have jet lag
man1: lick my nuts

jet lag by michael j fox in teenwolf August 21, 2003

jet lag 

A good excuse for blaming nature (and subconsciously yourself) to cover your inadequacy our shortcomings. Unfortuneatly this falls flat as an excuse if you use it in the same time zone. Note this also can interchanged with "this is a different version to my Playstation Ice Hockey" or "my sight is misaligned"

I should have rolled 6 instead of 3 but couldn't because I have jetlag.. also the dice are broken.. ehh I think

jet lag by SDP August 18, 2003

Jet Lag 

A euphemism for a hangover. It makes the user of the term seem a little more sophisticated than if they simply said: "I have a wicked hangover and puked all over the place". It's also humorous in that it makes the person with the condition seem like a world traveler rather than a sloppy drunk.

"Hey you look out of it"

"Yeah, I really have a bad case of Jet Lag this morning"

Jet Lag by Lokidog March 24, 2008

Jet Lag 

When your significant other goes on the Japanese Exchange and Teaching (JET) program and you stayed home missing them a lot.

She's on her first year of the JET program. I feel so JET lagged.

Jet Lag by serpentlover January 10, 2017

Jet lag 

Something you can avoid by driving or taking a train.

Kevin felt more like passing out than most people who caught a flight to California when he got there, but at least he didn't have jet lag.

Jet lag by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019

Jet Lag 

The discharge following unprotected anal sex.

Thanks for the rogering luv, but I best get to the lavatory before we get some jet lag on the sheets

Jet Lag by TeamEpic23 December 7, 2022