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January 2 

The day that god put the best people on earth but have really small fucking dicks
God: I put you on this earth on January 2 the best day ever
Ollie: why tf is my dick so small
January 2 by January 2 October 22, 2019

January 2 

We’re u get to take a shit and then put it on someone
Girl 1:Hey do u know what day it it’s todau I forgot
Girl 2:It’s January 2 u know what todays meaning is?
Girl 1:nope
Girl 2:ok
Girl 1:here u go
January 2 by Ppwhoel November 2, 2019

January 2 

“Hay man I kinda wanna ask her out” “no do it on January 2”
January 2 by Imaboy69 January 1, 2022

January 2 

National Sneak out day

On January 2 you sneak out and have some fun!
Oh today is January 2, today lets sneak out together.
January 2 by Why_mecc.fu February 17, 2021

January 2 

January 2 by ☁wolf_Niko☁ November 9, 2019

january 2 

its january 2 the day people were born w dicks 8 1/2at the age 14
january 2 is when boys w/big dicks were born
january 2 by hellojamal December 14, 2020