Jack it and slack it

The action of “jacking it” (beating the absolute fuck out of your dick) and then “slacking it “ (lying around and not doing anything

Me: When I get home I finna jack it and slack it

Random nigga: vro same that’s like all I’ve been doing lately
Me: wait who tf are you

Jack it and slack it by Inatehiggers May 27, 2018

My Morning Jack-It

Masturbation in the AM. Generally results from morning wood

"I woke up to a nice my morning jack-it"... "you mean like the band?" ... nope

My Morning Jack-It by icechris September 1, 2011

just jack it january 

Similar to Destroy Dick December, Just jack it January entails that the individual must only "jack it" (Masturbate) with his/her (Gender Inclusive) free time. The challenge begins as soon as the little hand strikes 12 on January 1st. Many in the past have considered it to be a group activity as it begins on New Years day when many individuals are with friends and family.

Arjun: Man I'm so tired from destroy dick december
Diana: Get ready for round 2, a.k.a Just Jack It January!

just jack it january by J_A_D_G April 21, 2018

Jacket and Jack It 

The motion of getting your jacket, placing it over your crotch area, sliding your arms under the fabric, reaching for your dick with a hand, and masturbating away. The move is usually used for concealment when in a public area while having a very high sex drive.

Isaiah: Yo bro, I got nudes from her yesterday while I was in Walmart and I just had to jack off then and there using the jacket and jack it method

Brandon: Really bro? I got caught and kicked out of Target for doing that

Brian: I don't use the jacket and jack-it method. I just take my dick out in public and jerk off in front of everyone

Jacket and Jack It by DuncanDonuts October 27, 2018

Double Breasted Jack It 

When you take your penis back and forth between a girls tits. AKA Titty Fucking

This girl with great tits let me try on the Double Breasted Jack It with her. I hope she has a good dry cleaner because we may have got some stains on it.

Double Breasted Jack It by OneShot August 7, 2012

Jumbo Jack-it July 

Just like Destroy Dick December, but for the month of July.

"I'm gonna go home and celebrate Jumbo Jack-it July all month bro!"

Jumbo Jack-it July by Awesmoke July 14, 2025

Jack Blacking it 

You know how Jack Black imitates instrumentals with his voice, like "brig digga dig" and all that stuff?
When someone does that, it is called 'Jack Blacking it'.
Popular among enthusiastic metalheads.

Steve: "DUN DUN DUN- wa nanana, nanana, nanana! DUN DUN DUN- wa nanana, nanana, nanana!"
Dave: "What is it with Steve and 'Raining Blood'?"
Bob: "I'm not sure but he's really Jack Blacking it!"

Jack Blacking it by VikingGirl March 7, 2010