Internetless 

Having no way of connecting or accessing the internet, so being left 'internetless'.

I was on the train to Coventry yesterday and the carriages didn't have wi-fi internet so I was totally internetless!

Internetless by Anthony Douglas August 22, 2008

internetlessness

a state of being without internet access

i'm living in a state of internetlessness until comcast activates my account

internetlessness by Lauren O. September 30, 2005

internetpenis 

the size of your penis when described on the internetz.

my internetpenis is gigantic, much bigger than IRL.

internetpenis by glennar August 11, 2009

interneutered 

To lose your connection to the internet due to circumstances beyond your control.

They dug a hole in the wrong place, broke some fibre, and left me interneutered for a week.

interneutered by lemonboli October 30, 2008

internettent 

adj.; intermittent internet connection that evokes varying degrees of impatience, frustration and rage. ISP-provided causes: severe thunderstorms, poor cabling, congestion of bandwidth.

my report is delayed due to internettent weather

internettent by borles-q October 12, 2017

Interneter 

A person who spends a majority of their life on the Internet just "wandering" and "surfing" and are often pale because they rarely, if ever, go outside

"Hey have you seen Erika in awhile?"
"No, she turned into an interneter

Interneter by MinecraftAddict_ July 27, 2016

Internutters 

The Internet.

1. Viktor Says, "DAMN YOU INTERNUTTERS!!!"

2. Affinity Says, "I AM QUITTIN' THE INTERNUTTERS!"

Internutters by Strawana Cow April 13, 2009