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Ilkeston 

Natural habitat of tracksuit wearing single mothers and youths who still think the football casual look is trendy, some twenty years too late. See also Eastwood, Long Eaton, Jacksdale or any other Nottinghamshire/Derbyshire inbred border town shit-hole.
Look at that scrubby cunt over there, I bet he comes from Ilkeston
Ilkeston by Baby Fat Head February 13, 2004
Related Words
\eel-KHAIR\, verb, 1. To put something off until the last possible minute. 2. To be chronically yet casually late. 3. To missplace small personal objects.

Etymology: Ilker derives from the 16th century compound verb form "to ill care" which last saw common usage in the 19th century; but now survives as a linguistic fossil in the form of a slang term in some small areas of New England and Appalachia.

ref. The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood, Howard Pyle (1883):

"Truly," quoth Robin, holding up his arms and looking down at himself, "I do think it be somewhat of a gay, gaudy, grasshopper dress; but it is a pretty thing for all that, and doth not ill befit the turn of my looks, albeit I wear it but for the nonce. But stay, Little John, here are two bags that I would have thee carry in thy pouch for the sake of safekeeping. I can ILL CARE for them myself beneath this motley."
1. Don't ilker that assignment, its going to take longer than you think. 2. She just, like, ilkered in to class half an hour in and accidentally took the lecturer's notes. 3. Oh dude, I totally ilkered my phone last night, I hope someone picked it up.
ilker by BrainiaQ December 14, 2008
İlker name of person
İlker by İkovevo November 21, 2021
A boy with a big nose and a black heart. He has no feelings and hes playing with girls. KARMA IS GOING TO BEAT HIS DAMN ASS
Nisa: My boyfriend cheated on me...
Aleyna: HE IS SUCH A ILKER
Ilker by Melisssss January 1, 2017
Ilker is a beautiful name. But often the wrong persons wear it. Ilker is mostly the biggest fuckboy you will ever meet. He does not care about you and your feelings because he dont has feelings. He will promise you the whole world but is to stupid to make them come true.
Nisa: My boyfriend left me but he promised me a marriage..
Betül: He MUST be an Ilker
Ilker by Aybükeeem January 2, 2017
An ogre with a huge blonde jew fro, and A large quantity of P. Miler shirts. Can be blamed for anything that goes wrong in this world.

if walking down the street, stay CLEAR OF THIS MAN.
" OH NO! the stock market just crashed!"
"Just blaim Ilker!"
ilker by bitch nigga please April 18, 2004