Harrelson 

(Woody) Harrelson is a common phrase to refer to the male erection. It is used in place of Woody like the actor.

"I saw Tiffany's boob and got a Harrelson."

"Hey Steve, your Harrelson is showing."

Harrelson by A-A-Ron31 May 10, 2018

Hurensohn 

In germany we say to a very good and nice Person ''Hurenohn''. Words can't describe how good a Hurensohn is.

Wow, that guy is such a Hurensohn. I love him.
Gabriel is such a Hurensohn.

Hurensohn by Dominiikk March 22, 2021

u/spez ist ein hurensohn

german for u/spez is a son of a bitch
fuck spez.

ew u/spez is a literal pedo as he was active on /r/jailbait u/spez ist ein hurensohn

u/spez ist ein hurensohn by Lelboy529 July 22, 2023

Hurensohn 

Hurensohn is what we Germans call a "honorable, loyal man".
If you see a hurensohn on the street say "Ey du hurensohn verpiss dich ma". That means "Hey honorable man your really great!". And dw if he gives you a klatsche, we Germans show affection that way!

"Digga du bist so nh hurensohn nh"
"Haltsmaul Junge"

Hurensohn by ilovesyousomuch September 10, 2021

Horressed 

When you're both horny and depressed due to a recent pussy drought

Chase: Bro Andrew you good?
Andrew: Nah, I get no pussy I'm hella horressed.

Horressed by Theduckthatdefinesshit November 1, 2019

Hurdered 

Being subjected to someones meaningless, unguided, and often un-intelligible explanations, or verbal ramblings that does not relate to anything you were just talking about. Attempting to get a quick and to the point summary of something important, only to have a long drawn out conversation you did not invite, in which the conversation is mostly one-way, and yourself being the victim. Often results in short temper, rise in blood pressure, and the overwhelming feeling of verbaling being murdered...HURDERED! You can be hurdered by male and female alike, this is not gender specific.

I asked Kris how she liked her new phone, and she started talking about her dog, then her car, then something about a port-o-potty! My head is going to explode cause I just got hurdered!

Hurdered by SunMkr September 25, 2011

Brandon Herrera 

The sexiest man alive. Also one of the most quality guntubers (gun youtuber) on the planet.

His gun meme review is extra spicy and you should DM his insta saying he should do it more. He loves doing gun meme review, but send him vodka too.

Uses cosmoline in his Jesus hair

Besties are Demo Ranch and Kentucky Ballistics
(get them together without telling Brandon)

Overall good guy go checkout his youtube channel. @Brandon Herrera

1) Bro have you watched The AK guys gun meme review yet.

2) Nah is Brandon still crying in them though?

1) Of course home slice he saw an AK chambered in 556.

Brandon Herrera AKA Jesus

Brandon Herrera by CrossLoanCo. October 1, 2020