hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."

"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock by Nick D July 23, 2006

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hotter than the devil's dick

Excrutiatingly hot and humid.

Man, its hotter than the devil's dick today!

hotter than the devil's dick by Lynniecat April 20, 2006

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Hotter on Facebook theory

The theory that people always look hotter on facebook.

Usually caused through the use of photoshop to better ones self image and the picking of certain pictures that randomly happen to look better through lighting effects/angles.

Dude 1:WOAH did you see Anna's pictures on facebook?!?!
Dude 2:That chick is rape ugly in real life... man don't you know about the hotter on facebook theory???.... stay away

Dude 1:Ewww check out that chick over at that lunch table, it looks like a dog attacked her
Dude 2: WTF, I was checking her out on facebook last night and she was SMOKIN.

Hotter on Facebook theory by flavorflav February 16, 2009

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hotter than balls

When the weather is so damn hot, wet and humid, it's hotter than a man's balls. You're sweating so much that your pants stick to your ass and you just feel like shit.

My pants were tight, it was humid--I was hotter than balls.

hotter than balls by DPG60 June 15, 2007