staying sober- so you dont have to!

Nice term to describe anyone designated or willing to stay sober at events involving alcoholic consumption. Basically, a nice way of saying, "don't worry my friend, I'm staying sober- so you don't have to! Which means I'll be there at the end of the evening to question that 'date' you picked up, drive you home, and provide adequate support for you're drunken heap of a body... well go on then, get drinking!"

Joseph: Hey, you having a drink?
Joe: Nope, I'm staying sober- so you dont have to!
Joseph: okay- You just volunteered to pay... bitch!

staying sober- so you dont have to! by Firelovesugar January 11, 2009

I have to sleep 

Used when it’s late at night and you don't want to answer a question.

Person #1: “Did you take Mia out on a date?”
Person #2: “Dude, it’s 4am right now. I have to sleep.”

I have to sleep by HualianInventedLove September 5, 2021

I have to drop a Boesch 

Taking a shit

I will be back, I have to drop a Boesch

I have to drop a Boesch by I've been Boesch'ed May 8, 2009

She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice 

Expression used by a male to indicate that he would engage in intercourse with a desireable female.

Man 1: "Did you see the tits on Celeste?! She's friggin smokin'!"

Man 2: "Yeah, let me tell you, She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice!"

She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice by JasoRobi (BuggieBlade) May 15, 2008

do I have to put something here? 

A phrase used by some UrbanDicionary.com contributors who have too much sense to supply any overtly identifying information.

The answer to this phrase is, yes. UrbanDictionary won't let us leave the name empty any more. So go ahead and put "do I have to put something here?"

do I have to put something here? by do I have to put something here? July 10, 2004

I have to go color 

1. The ultimate lame ass excuse when someone asks you to do something. Originally used by a child.

2. A good excuse to use to totally confuse your boss.

Boss: "Jim, get to work on the Johnson account immediately"
Jim (while leaving the room): "I would but I have to go color."

I have to go color by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

does wayne brady have to choke a bitch

The act of a hoe coming up short with cash when she is working for Wayne Brady, thus causing him to have to choke a bitch

hoe "I'm sorry big daddy."
Wayne Brady "you're sorry..... YOU'RE SORRY!!!..... does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?"

does wayne brady have to choke a bitch by Kristofsky Jonesrinskivich April 5, 2005