Hasty Trigger 

When In a video game, A player shoots a teamate by mistake, thinking he is the enemy.

*player 1 steps out of closet*

Boom

Player 2 Kills player 1

"oops, sorry Hasty trigger*

Hasty Trigger by BUITCHIN March 25, 2009

hasty bagger 

a grocery clerk or carry-out who fails to properly bag one's groceries because they work too quickly; alternatively, one who tries to put on a condom too quickly

I'm sorry I put your eggs on the bottom - I'm a hasty bagger.

hasty bagger by NJaggers July 1, 2008

Hasty Negro 

Regardless of race, class, age, or gender, a hasty negro is a general term for someone who is rushing or in a hurry.

Person 1: Dude, we gotta go now! I don't wanna be late for the game.

Person 2: Hey, it's not for another hour, quit being such a hasty negro.

a hopkin-original

Hasty Negro by B.Hop February 19, 2009

hasty tasty 

The act of performing oral sex whilst in a fast food drive thru line.

We were in the Popeye's drive thru line and she couldn't wait, so she gave me a hasty tasty

hasty tasty by Rude B January 10, 2019

Hasty sustenance

Nourishment prepared in a hurry. Famous places include the House of Donalds, Ravenous Jacks and Bloody Rooster.

Maid: Are you feeling a little peckish my lord?

Lord: Aye. If I may be so bold, could you acquire some hasty sustenance to revive my vitality?

Hasty sustenance by Abnormalize October 19, 2020

Hasty Sustenance

Nourishment prepared in haste. Famous places include the House of Donald's, Ravenous Jacks and Bloody Roosters.

Maid: Are you feeling a little peckish my Lord?

Lord: Aye fair maiden. If I may be so bold, would you acquire some hasty sustenance to revive my vitality?

Hasty Sustenance by Abnormalize October 19, 2020

Hasty Picking

Selectively choosing only the earliest, most immediate, or most convenient data points to support a claim, while ignoring the broader timeline or later-developing information. It’s the fallacy of drawing a conclusion from a sample that is not only too small, but also prematurely snatched. The hasty picker is the person who declares a movie a masterpiece after the first trailer or a policy a failure after its first week.

Example: "He engaged in hasty picking about the new manager, citing her awkward first meeting as proof she'd be a disaster. He ignored the next six months where she turned the department around, because his initial 'data point' was already cemented as his truth."

Hasty Picking by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026