New Hampster 

1. The juvinile pronunciation of the name of the great state of New Hampshire.

Daddy, are we gonna see Poppop grandfather in New Hampster? New Hampshire

New Hampster by GFeet March 14, 2009

Hampster Tucking 

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.

My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.

Hampster Tucking by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011

Hammsered 

The act of being completely intoxicated, via Hamm's or Hamm's Special Light. Also, any other beverage from "The Land of the Sky Blue Waters."

Kuren: "I got really wasted last night off of too many wine coolers."

Cody: "I got Hammsered."

Hammsered by Miller_time November 19, 2012

Your Mother Was a Hampster! 

Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!"

Hey Brady, "Your Mother Was a Hampster!"

Your Mother Was a Hampster! by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

hamsterdam

(In HBO's The Wire) The area where all drug trafficking was pushed, by police, to clear up the rest of Baltimore's corners. It was an area filled with vacants.

Bubbles sold his whiteys in Hamsterdam until they shut the place down

hamsterdam by molson622 April 28, 2007

Hampster diving

When a person shoves the end of an empty papertowel roll up his/her anus then inserting a rodent of choice into the tube and setting the exposed end on fire so rhat the rodent will be forced to crawl into the anal cavity

Richard gere went to the emergency room after a hampster diving experiment went all wrong

Hampster diving by Suka may korncob April 27, 2019

hampsteads 

London rhyming slang meaning "teeth". Hampstead Heath - Teeth.

I'm going down the dentists to get me hampsteads checked

hampsteads by Kieran Macdonald Hall October 30, 2006