hamburger helper 

Getting off with your partners face covered in shit.

when your partner is giving you a reach around with theri face in your asshole. Then right when you start to cum you shit on their face making it look like hamburger helper.

hamburger helper by the hopwood June 25, 2009

hamburger helper 

The act of vomiting up a recently eaten hamburger onto your own penis as lube

Clay Aiken uses hamburger helper to butt-ram other men.

hamburger helper by mgooch July 7, 2011

Hamburger Helper 

1: Knock up some skanky broad
2. Take her to Planned Parenthood
3. As they're scraping out her womb, furiously masturbate in the corner
4. Once the fetus is removed, grab it from the doc and jam it into the skanky broad's cornhole
5. Rail the skanky broad in the ass, using your dead kid as lube
6. ????
7. PROFIT!!!

A properly executed Hamburger Helper will produce lulz for all involved, especially the almost-child

Hamburger Helper by A_non_4_tha_lulz June 28, 2012

hamburger helper 

hamburger helper is a few cumshots on your burger.

When we're out camping, the guys like it when we add our hamburger helper to whatever is on the grill!

hamburger helper by USAF Cadet July 28, 2021

Hamburger Helper 

In most schools, the special ed. stutends get to help out the lunch ladies put together the hamburgers, this job is called Hamburger Helper.

Damn hamburger helpers!!! They drooled in my cheeseburger and put gravy on the bun!

Hamburger Helper by gamma November 15, 2004

hamburger helper 

the act of a man putting on the hamburger helper glove and shoving it up a girls anus hole the glove will go up so far that the shit looks like hamburger helper

" im really hungry would anybody like some hamburger helper."

hamburger helper by nickcory June 4, 2009

Hamburger Helper 

To fuck a girl so hard her pussy is destroyed.

Your at the bar with your buddies and a hot girl walks by. You say to your buddy: "hey jeff, I'm gonna Hamburger helper that broads pussy tonight!"

Hamburger Helper by Bruce Twayne December 20, 2008