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Guy's purple and green bong. GRANDPA.
Let's pull Grandpa outta the closet and get high.
Grandpa by comett675 June 25, 2009
perosn 1) bro how you get that money
person 2) oh, my grandpa
grandpa by hdbffbfjjffjjsaklsbd January 28, 2020
An extended reference to GPA (a common acronym for Grade Point Average). G-pa is commonly used as short-term for the word "grandpa" in text or instant messaging.
Yes! I just raised my grandpa a total of .4 for this semester! Now I have a 3.0 on the dot!
grandpa by jblakely September 22, 2010
A mentally delayed male that has a serious fucking anger problem at the age of 80+. The old son of a fuck still has his god damn liscense and when he is driving....he makes a car back-up of at least 500 feet long. What a fucking prick!
The Old Muther Fucker is driving Downtown: there are 2 kids in the road:
"Ahhh! Fuckin Kids!!! get outta the god damn road!!! what the fuck do you think this is?...Fuckin Kids!!...ahh god damn arthritis is goin again.....FUCK!!!
Grandpa by Hyzdu January 14, 2004
A smelly old man that fucks a banshee every day. Also known as a grandma. He also watches child porn from the hours of 8 to 11 am. Then jerks off into a bowl of soup and eats it.
I'm gonna be a grandpa today
Grandpa by Niggermcfuckhead July 30, 2011
the guy that wants to talk about a book that he read about ww2 at thanks giving
shut up grandpa
grandpa by bot .exe October 8, 2019