Goldstein 

Common name for a male Jew. Common traits include:

1. A tremendously small phallus most commonly due to the family cheaping out on the circumcision procedure.

2. Vertically challenged.

3. Disproportionate tendency to not spend money on anything including but not limited to: loved ones.

4. Weed

Goldstein is the cheapest jew I've ever met. He once asked me for gas money to drive 3 blocks. When I refused he left me in the middle of the road.

Goldstein by Lynch Marshawn November 10, 2022

Andrew Goldstein 

the lead singer of the band The Friday Night Boys. Amazing voice and very attractive. Really the only attractive member of the band and very nice.

girl 1: omg it's andrew goldstein!
girl 2: omgz he's sooo hawtt!

Andrew Goldstein by wtffanna August 14, 2009

Goldstein 

Jewish definition:
1. A person with a Jewish last name
2. A person who has a close relative that is Jewish
3. Someone who is married to someone who is Jewish

___________________
e.g.
Jew 1- What's your last name?
(Bob Greenberg)
Jew 2- Goldstein. Why?
(Sally Goldstein)
Jew 1- *Bahaha* You're Jewish
(Bob Greenberg)
Jew 2- Ya. Why, are you?
(Sally Goldstein)
Jew 1- Yes.
(Bob Greenberg)
Both- *Hahaha*
Both- *high fives*

Goldstein by xDImajewwholovesasiansxD February 6, 2010

Kolja Goldstein

The Pablo Escobar of Germany. One of the realest gangster rappers in Germany.

All my friends are nervous, because one of my friend, dissolved one of his friends in acid.

- Kolja Goldstein Terminal

Kolja Goldstein by rickybbbb March 30, 2022

Leon M Goldstein

located on the kings borough campus in a rich white Russian neighborhood, LMG is famous for being labeled as a "smart school" when in fact that is the total opposite. The girls all dress the same with their Lululemon leggings and long champ bags that make them think they're bad bitches when really they all fight for the same russian guy that cheats ode. The crackheads truly run this school, they gather in the handicap stall and straight up vibe. The freshmen are annoying as hell and think they're amazing when really, they worry about a 97 in Algebra 1. The sophomores girls all look the same- while the guys are simping. The juniors are assholes who run the school and are the most obnoxious and loud people. The seniors don't know how to stay in their lane, and are gross as hell. You will find Goldstein heads in tozt smoking and being gifted kid burnouts. As well as gaining 10 pounds from eating chips at the school store constantly. The underclass men boys are ugly, but the girls judge each other into being "pretty"- shut up oksana. The teachers are perverts and don't know how to teach all . People only like the gym teachers, even though the basketball team sucks. Their SING show really isn't that good and its so overrated. Anyways, goooooodddddmornnninnnng lmg and have a good day.

Adrian: Hey how is Goldstein so far? Isn't it the best school?

Elizabeth: Leon M Goldstein is The best school at being filled with white trash and NO flavor.

Leon M Goldstein by thiccbadie324 March 13, 2020

Gross Goldstein 

When banging a girl, let out the loudest and raunchiest smelling fart that you possibly can, without shitting yourself. Then yell, "you just got Goldsteined"

Yo i was banging this chick and I totally gave her a gross Goldstein, I thought she was gonna throw up.

Gross Goldstein by JasonGoldsteinleon November 25, 2006

Hilary Goldstein 

The Cheif-in-editor of game reviewing company IGN.
He is best known for his shrewd, inaccurate review of SEGA's recent Sonic Series game, Sonic Unleashed.

While playing Sonic Unleashed, he made numerous mistakes as well as purposely messing up to try and prove invalid points that he stated were defects of the game. Because of such events, he gave the game a 4.5 and deamed it as a, "Big pile of garbage."

1. Dude did you hear about Hilary Goldstein? Yeah that dude sucks at Sonic, he sucks at life!

Hilary Goldstein by The Shady Slickster June 29, 2009