gliff 

After a man performs coitus with a woman, he ejaculates onto her torso area and lower chest, and they proceed to have particularly rough and aggressive sex. The sexual act post-ejaculation is referred to as "gliffing."

Do you want to gliff? It may be messy, but it sure is a unique sexual experience!

gliff by messygliffa269 October 25, 2008

gliff 

An organization of no more than 5 participants which contributes to drug prevention all across the world, specifically Vienna, Austria.

My g, watch out the gliff will catch you.

"I am smoking a spliffy"
"Na cuz, they will call gliff on you"

gliff by Julianius Julioso October 19, 2020

Gliff

To open a device, app, room, or conversation with a clear intention, immediately forget that intention, and continue forward on autopilot, often scrolling, wandering, or staring, while a faint sense of “I was supposed to do something” lingers in the background.

I gliffed into my phone and resurfaced half an hour later with no memory of why I unlocked it.

Gliff by Lcgal January 16, 2026

glifnard 

Someone who is a lame motherfucker.

Often viewed as useless and retarded.

Many times just looking at this person can cause one to do bodily harm to them.

Coolieman is such a glifnard, I kicked him in the face so hard, I tore a tendon in my ankle.

glifnard by scrapdog February 29, 2008

Peter Griffin 

The biggest Chad of them all

Our father, Peter Griffin is dead.

Peter Griffin by BazingaBoyWhipAndNaeNae March 28, 2019

Sam Griffin 

To walk around in your skin tight medium festival foods work shirt and flex your 24.5” pythons on those corn-fed hoes (Amanda Brown).

Sam Griffin reps 3 plates on the bench more times than a democrat can blame trump on an issue in 2 minutes

Sam Griffin by ballsdeepinyoursister June 27, 2021

Emily Giffin 

Some Mom at a popular atlanta school known as “recruitment castle”. Writes really shitty books about British royals and is a keyboard warrior on social media because she needs some outlet for her anger when she gets mad at her unfaithful husband

Emily Giffin is such trash

Emily Giffin by Yeswestillhateyou February 5, 2022