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[Boys] [and] [girls] [club] 

A place for little children to get wholesome sex education.
"Mommy! I learned a fun game today at the Boys and Girls Club! Its called put the pee-pee into the pussy!"

Chautauqua Boys and Girls Club 

Day camp for kids through their freshman year of high school. Counselors are kids who peaked in freshman and sophomore year and are majorly depressed during the school year and are desperate to relive their glory days.

Counselors and older kids drink their asses off (counselors to forget that they’re almost adults and have already peaked). Work ethic = low and counselors = hungover. Once the counselors are too old to work there, they pretend they’re happy and move on to something else in the summer, until they have kids and bring them back to CHQ to continue the cycle.

Seasoners bring their kids and make them seasoners too in a desperate and futile attempt to live vicariously through their kids (since they peaked in high school). These kids will undoubtedly grow up and become counselors, peak in high school like their parents, and bring their kids to Chautauqua and put them through Boys and Girls Club, completing the cycle year after year.
“Did you go to Chautauqua Boys and Girls Club?”
“Yeah, the best times of my life. Wish I could go back! But instead I’ll just force my kid to go in order to feel like I’m a teenager again!”

Hot Girls Club 

The Hot Girls Club is a secret organization of all the hot girls you know. It is unknown how deep the club goes, but chances are if you know a hot girl they are involved with other hot girls and they are intertwined with knowledge of other guys, gossip, and current events.
"Ralph, Jessica is so cute! I saw her hanging out with Andrea at the watchtower the other day."

"Of course she's hanging out with Andrea. They're both hot, they're part of the hot girls club."

Hot Girl Club

A group of extremely attractive women sitting together at a table, on grass, etc. These groups make it very intimidating to try to talk to one of them, resulting in the feeling of having no testicles
Bob: Damn John, those are some hot chicks.
John: Yeah Bob but they are all together in a hot girl club.
Bob: True. I can't get the courage to go talk to them. I guess I don't have any balls
Hot Girl Club by snowyjyder June 13, 2010

fat girl club 

An obese female's circle of female friends who are all obese. The size of this group of friends will vary depending how many fat girls there are at your school.
Due to her size, Morgan had no time making friends due to the existence of the Fat Girl Club.

key club girl 

A girl that looks like she could be in key club, strictly Asian, GPA of at least 4.0.
You hear about that girl Isaiah likes? Yeah, she's another Key Club Girl.
key club girl by dorksouza July 15, 2016