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garage doors 

One shade of eyeshadow going from the lid to the browbone.
"That bitch had garage doors like it was the 80s

Garage ass 

Bruce has a bad case of garage ass since the fleet is in port!
Garage ass by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Garage Sesh

1 a night of bicycle (or some times motorcycle) maintenance usually involving beer.

2 a night in the garage on the pretence of fixing things but where very little gets done except drinking beer.
“Dude, that garage sesh got messy last night. Yeah, fuck all got fixed, I drank All the beer and fell off my bike on the way home!”
Garage Sesh by Minty666 August 1, 2020

Garage Queen 

A rarely driven car that is in mint or near mint condition, is only driven in fair weather (no rain/snow), and is kept in the garage, usually washed and waxed, under a cover.
That guy's car is a garage queen, the only time you'll see it out is if there isn't a cloud in the sky.
Garage Queen by noles9399 October 30, 2008

Garage Beers 

The act of drinking beer in your garage because it is your last foothold of freedom in your house. Usually with your drinking buddies, cigarettes and good music.
I thought I would go over to TDub's after work tonight for some garage beers, maybe go out later.
Garage Beers by TDub December 22, 2014

garage sale trail 

The path most consumer technology takes, from gee wiz. to so what, to make an offer. In other words technology will become quickly outdated and lose most of its value. The rule of the garage sale trail is a curse to the first owner but a blessing for the next owner.
The rule of the garage sale trail makes a $1,000 tv worth $50 in 5 years.
garage sale trail by knowman December 20, 2011