fuckineyetee

(fuckin I.T.)
The first words you hear when the internet goes down at work, therefore stopping all web browsing.

worker1: Fuckineyetee!! Goddamit!!
worker2: What's the matter?
worker1: Internet is down!
worker2: Oh thats because I.T. is putting in a new server.
worker1: Fuckineyetee...can't they do that on a weekend?
worker2: You were looking at porn again, huh?
worker1: Yeah...

fuckineyetee by naknumm March 6, 2008

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fuckied up

Used to describe something that is incredibly messed up. Beyond the scope of merely being "fucked up"

Dude 1; seeing a crack-smoking, schizophrenic, self-injurist: Damn.. that's fuckied up...

fuckied up by Jeremy Futrell July 20, 2006

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Fuckiness

The smell of your underwear and/or bedsheets the morning after lots of sex.

I can still smell our fuckiness on these sheets even though I've washed them twice!

Fuckiness by Unbearable Muriel November 12, 2010

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fuckited

Past tense of the process of choosing not to do something, often due to a severe case of fuckititis.

To be used when procrastination just does not convey the proper level of apathy.

1) John fuckited showering this morning and now smells like expensive cheese.

2) "I was so lethargic this evening, I even fuckited masturbating!"

fuckited by indecisiviously February 25, 2010