Fuckalicious 

Delectably fuckable.
Delightfully screwable.

Wow, he/ she is really fuckalicious!

Fuckalicious by Tamryn Hunter August 29, 2006

Fuckening 

The commencing of getting royally fucked

Let the fuckening begin

Fuckening by Pisces2282 May 10, 2014

Fuckening Of Christ

An event or a period of time where something will go/goes horrifically wrong, or if complete chaos occurs. Used to describe tragic or terrible situations of any kind.

"It's the Fuckening of Christ!"

"That time Jeremy smashed his car into the gas line and started a whole wildfire was probably the Fuckening of Christ."

"It's gonna be the Fuckening of Christ when she hears about this.."

Fuckening Of Christ by binkazoid May 16, 2019

Fucklings 

Multiple children conceived by unwed white trash women for the sole purpose of obtaining child support.

There goes that bitch with her gaggle of fucklings.

"Babies that are cute like a duckling, but the product of a fuck."

Fucklings by Murphy01 July 1, 2008

The fuckening 

When a day is going too well . The fuckening has yet to occur

The day was amazing ...then came the fuckening. My parents died in a George Foreman accident

The fuckening by TheMilkMan04 December 20, 2018

fuckling 

An unplanned "love child" as a result from ones unadvised decision to have sexual relations with the opposite sex without any form of protection.

Dude! Fuck, I can't believe I'm gonna be a dad!
Yeah maybe you should have worn a condom when you had sex with Alex so you wouldn't have created a fuckling.

fuckling by Steven mccormick October 28, 2007

Fuckdialing 

Verb: to accidentally dial someone with your cellphone by putting pressure on your phone during sex, causing the listener to hear the sounds of you having sex with someone. Happens when you leave your phone on the bed, or it falls out of your pocket and on to the backseat of a car, onto the couch, etc.

Fuckdialing example: "Me and this girl were banging on her couch and her knee ended up on top of her cellphone--she totally fuckdialed her mom. After we finished we suddenly heard this tiny voice saying 'Hello? Hello?' She was mortified."

Fuckdialing by jonathanvsninjas March 25, 2010