Someone who becomes well aquainted with you in life over a long chapter of life,
At the core a fake freind has no intrest in your personal development

Protecting your reputation or

Speaking up to honor your name
Secret or public.

Fake freinds often offer many things.
But a good name they will never give you

Hey remember all those kids we grew up with in highschool?

"Yeah i was pretty naive back then

Fake freinds made it really hard to find the real ones"

Fake freinds by TheRecconingofyourmotives. September 25, 2020

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Cocktail friends

1.facebook friends acquired as the result of sending friend requests while in an altered state of mind.

John has 20 new cocktail friends after friday night.

Cocktail friends by pyra023 October 21, 2010

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Words with Friends

An app with a chat function, which lets you leave messages to one another under the cover of a game of scrabble

A cheating husband carries his ipad and iphone wherever he goes, to make sure he always has access to Words with Friends

Words with Friends by farnham philanderer January 3, 2017

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Words with Friends

App used by cheaters to communicate and arrange shags behind their unsuspecting spouses; who think they are playing scrabble. The chat function is more useful than the game itself. as it allows messages to be deleted quickly leaving no evidence

Sharon, you're always playing Words with Firiends...
HMm thats what i want people to think. Dave and i use to send messages to each other without his wife suspecting anything.

Dave sends me a message using Words with Friends chat whenever he wants to meet up for a shag

Words with Friends by silvertongue99 September 12, 2016

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