The Fogerty Look 

The look one will give during the act of Fogerty Time if someone derives from the routine. It is commonly misinterpreted as a death stare, for they are very similar.

As we were jamming, I started to add a bit of zest to my bass line, and I immediately got The Fogerty Look. I proceeded to return to the original bass line in fear for my life.

The Fogerty Look by Kaptnsassypants December 1, 2009

Fogelberg

A guy who feigns emotional sensitivity to garner sexual favors.

That guitar dude is a total fogelberg.

Fogelberg by Ms. Petty Davis December 17, 2018

Fogeyphile 

A young person who has a fetish for the older person

Pete slept with the 80 year old woman and his girlfriend found out. Out of disgust she said "what are you a fogeyphile?"

Fogeyphile by indybob September 2, 2012

Eli Fogelman 

Pulling an "Eli Fogelman" is the act of pushing a dildo so far up your ass, that it comes out your mouth.

The Number 1 video on Pornhub has 3 Eli Fogelman's in it.

Eli Fogelman by miss V edwards February 19, 2019

Fogeled

An injury that is disproportionate to the act which caused it. Usually resulting in a trip to the hospital. Often followed by manning up and meeting for a drink afterwards.

I totally Fogeled when I was changing my lightbulb and one of the ceiling fans flew off the fixture and stabbed me in the eye and 911 was called.

Fogeled by Doctor Ouch February 1, 2014

fogerhoffed 

A form of intoxication or confusion in which ridiculous this can and will happen. Can be synonymous with getting "retarded". Most common uses involve alcohol or beach locations.

Any event involving a large muscularly built male in beach attire saving someone can also be considered a form of "fogerhoffing".

"Oh man this weekend I drank 7 bottles of jaegermeister and got totally fogerhoffed!"

"dude you were going to drown till that bum foggerhoffed you"

fogerhoffed by Bary Armsby June 23, 2009

Fogeyville 

Noun, Place: a place that exists in our imaginations that we can feel ourselves walking towards when we do or say something associated with someone "old" or that we associate with old person behavior.

example 1:
"I hate seeing kids with Heelys, they go all over and cut in front of me. It makes me crabby"

friend: "sounds like you're taking a baby step to Fogeyville, my friend."

"But I'm only 27!"

old ancient scroogey bitter resentment

Fogeyville by scrogeybefore30? August 7, 2009