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Felony Way 

A commonly used name to describe the City of Federal Way, Washington. Routine gunfire and stabbings occur on almost a nightly basis, which is nothing to say of armed robberies, burglaries, and stolen cars. The epicenter for criminal activity used to be Pacific Highway. While Pacific Highway is still dangerous, the Park 16, subsidized housing project, and others currently being constructed are now ground zero for lawless behavior. Contrary to empirical evidence related to the introduction of these criminal hot spots, the City's mayor still believes that the crime wave in the City is being imported in from Tacoma.
Wish me luck baby. I gotta deliver a pizza to some outlaw at the Park 16 apartment complex in Felony Way. Bullets always be flyin in Felony Way!
Felony Way by Nafius September 27, 2017
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felony shoes 

Common term for athletic shoes, so called because of their obvious popularity with busy criminals needing a low cost means of escape. Nothing destroys the credibility of a "Cop Show" on TV faster than having the fat, middle aged, dress-shoe wearing white hero run down a twenty year-old black dude in tennis shoes. Channel clicker, do your stuff....
Passing pedestrian:"My, that looks like O.J. creeping down that alley in black pants, jacket, watch-cap and felony shoes. Nah, couldn't be....
felony shoes by Kieran Le Petomaine November 23, 2006

Felony Boner

Sexual arousal that occurs when commiting a felony-level act or imagining doing so. Often sexual in nature but is not limited to sexual deviancy. Other examples include: armed robbery, large-scale vandalism, grand conspiracy and multiple situations including both drugs and alcohol.
Dude.... selling shit to minors in a school zone makes my shit hard, Felony Boner bruh!
Felony Boner by Dill-dozer August 27, 2017

felony ring 

the residue that forms around your nostril shortly after snorting illegal substances.ie; methamphetamine, cocaine, etc.
Before talking to anyone of authority check your nose for a felony ring.
felony ring by Matt's Ruca June 7, 2007
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Felony Hole

A hole or opening located on the floor of a vehicle where items (like drugs or illegal paraphernalia) can be thrown from the vehicle without being detected as easily. Looks like trash being driven over, not illegal items flying from your window.
Person 1: Dude, that car I bought had a felony hole on the passenger side.
Person 2: Well, we can toss out anything illegal if the police pull us over. It'll be like we drove over some random road trash.
Felony Hole by zer0Limitz September 26, 2013

felony stretch

A stretch of the arms out to the side or over the head done by criminals, usually accompanied with a quick scan of the surrounding area. This is usually done once they know the gig is up, and they are looking to take off on foot.
As soon as the K-9 showed up to the traffic stop, I noticed the dipshit started doing the "felony stretch".
felony stretch by One time April 16, 2008

felony forest 

A large number of Air Freshner Trees hanging in your vehicle in an attempt to cover up the smell of illegal substances.
Even though Mary had a felony forest hanging from the rearview mirror, she was sure the cop could still smell the joint she just smoked minutes ago.
felony forest by Sarah Bellum66 April 26, 2007