felonteen 

An underage guy or girl that you wanna get with, but if you get caught you could go to jail for statutory rape which carries a felony charge. 15 will get you 20

Guy 1: "Yo, that girl is fine, you gonna try to hit that?"
Guy 2: "Hell naw, she's felonteen."

felonteen by CohCoh July 16, 2006

felonin 

(Noun) : {fell-a-nin} The skin pigment common to the North American Pavement Ape that causes them to have a higher predisposition to criminality.

The lower the Felonin in the skin, the less chance they will rob you.

felonin by Bama Chime Maker November 5, 2023

felonimus 

n. the famous thirst quenching drink called gatorade

can i have some of your felonimus???

lets go to the store to buy a felonimus

felonimus by Valdorus December 12, 2004

felonious 

"Felony" like. Up to no good.
Any activity you could probably catch a felony by participating in.

1."What's that guy doing behind that building?"

"I don't know, but it looks pretty FELONIOUS."

2."She's the biggest troublemaker I know, totally FELONIOUS."

felonious by Bonnie Kate March 11, 2010

Felonious fart 

A silent air biscuit so vile and disgusting that the perpetrator should do time for such an assault.

Carl made the crowd scatter following his felonious fart attack.felony fart

Felonious fart by Richard Annballz April 5, 2016

felonious shit 

Activities of a felonious nature.

When me and my boys are rollin' through the hood, we up to some felonious shit.

felonious shit by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 28, 2013

felonious 

Since felonies are considered crazy( or calamari )
felonious is a slang term for crazy

That bitch was felonious!

felonious by Steen November 12, 2004