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Fastesfern 

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Fastesfern: man im me
Fastesfern by Fastesfern May 14, 2020

Move Faster Pokey!!!!! 

The most epic voice crack in LP history. Originated from the voice of LPer ProtonJon, is now a popular meme among the gaming community.
Move faster Pokey!!!!!! FASTER!!! For the love of god faster!!
Move Faster Pokey!!!!! by pbudp January 15, 2011

Face-farter 

1.) A person who farts in a face repeatedly (at least 2 times or more) in one moment.
2.) A person who loves face farts.
3.) A person who sharted one to many time.
1.) I met a face-farter when the face-farter farted in my face at least 4 times.
2.) I am personally a face-farter, I love smelling face farts.
3.) I became a face-farter by sharting to many times.
Face-farter by Fracer November 30, 2016
The act of both getting Faded (High) and Wasted (Drunk).
Man I went to this party completely faisted out of my mind
Faisted by Thomas Tse March 22, 2010

fastest hands in the west 

when your masturbating and someone walks in and you stop just as they open the door and they don t notice
damn he got the fastest hands in the west

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! 

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.
This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!