facebake 

Facebake - 1. to wake and bake (see wake and bake) with the company of facebook. 2. the act of using facebook while under the influence of a morning stonedie.

"I facebaked this morning and lost three hours of my sweet, precious time."

facebake by myjosephine February 24, 2010

Face cake 

–noun
1. a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with a person's face on it. Usually making featured person look like a blowup doll.

"Dude, we totally should've stolen that face cake."

"Yea, too bad someone ate it."

Face cake by v.scrimer November 20, 2009

face-cake

A person wearing excessive make-up.

Mana is adorable, but he's a total face-cake.

face-cake by ChibiChrissi May 30, 2006

face cake 

A girl who is face pretty

Or when you get cake on ur face then eat it

Oh that girl has some delicious face-cake

OR

The cake on my face is most tasty

mmm... face cake

face cake by Osker Segura March 19, 2007

facecadet 

a face cadet consists of a face and a cadet which equals out to a facecadet. also able to pliot various land, air, and sea vehicles while fingering multiple orifices. it is very difficult to become a facecadet unless you have had extensive face-cadetery training throughout early childhood. a facecadet may also occur in ones life if said cadet is a face and looks like a potential cadet. be wary of facecadetery, for it is highly contagious, especially to members of the asian race.

your face is a cadet. you are a facecadet. why have you downloaded windows90face to my computer you facecadet master.

facecadet by bobwe hadababy itsaboy July 20, 2006