Blue Balled ePirate 

A person who spends countless hours on the Internet downloading illegal content such as music and movies only to never watch or listen to it.

John: Have you watched all 7 seasons of the Gilmore Girls?

Ray: I've never seen a single episode.

John: Then why did you download 15 gigs of shows?

Ray: I figured someone might want to watch them some day.

John: Dude you're such as Blue Balled ePirate.

Ray: Want to listen to some C&C Music Factory?

Blue Balled ePirate by McDoh! February 13, 2010

Epicasent 

feeling the epitome of being human in a moment of overwhelming and intense multitudinous emotions

her mind was filled with epicasent thoughts as she accepted her high school diploma

Epicasent by Mianna Beduse October 26, 2015

Epicasent 

feeling the epitome of being human in a moment of overwhelming and intense multitudinous emotions

her mind was filled with epicasent thoughts as she accepted her high school diploma

Epicasent by Mianna Beduse October 26, 2015

epictear 

liar

that dude's such an epictear

epictear by yunaonurban December 15, 2019

epication 

An epication is a vacation of epic proportions. Standard vacations kneel and weep before the awesomeness that is the epication.

A 3 day cruise to Cabo with house DJs spinning, hot chicas in bikinis, free drinks, and godly hangover food qualifies as an epication. By the way this exists - it's called groove cruise - webceleb.com

A trip to Disneyland with little runts everywhere and the ever present urine odor in the air is not an epication.

epication by d_artichoke June 18, 2009

Epicathology 

The study of epic events.

I'm going to college this year to major in Epicathology.

Epicathology by Mofoxmatt December 16, 2008

Epicalepsy 

Epicalepsy is a term used when getting dizzy when fast moving objects, people, and or motions are within your eye sight range.

OMG girlfriend when he was In side of me, moving aggressively I was getting EPICALEPSY!
IT WAS EPIC😫

Epicalepsy by DJKbabydose December 7, 2022