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Edmund Burke School 

The best private school in Washington DC.

It used to be a stoner school and still kinda is

everyone at Burke is beautiful and you'd think we were models

All of our teachers are either gay, ex-hippies, ex-marines or just plain crazy

If you go to Friendship Heights or Bethesda, we're always there.

We get random Jewish Holidays off because we have all those Jews at our school.

Sedwell Friends, GDS, WIS and Field ain't got nothing on us
"I went to a party last night and saw some baked Edmund Burke School kids,"

"All those Field kids wish they went to Edmund Burke School,"
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St.Edmund Prepatory High School

Also known as SEPHS;
Basically the most annoying Catholic School around full of annoying preps yet surprisingly cool teachers.
Person1: You got St.Edmund Prepatory High School?
Person2: Ya man. So happy I'm graduatin' this year.

St Edmund Hall 

founded in the 1200s it is oxford's oldest acadmic establishment and probably the best college in oxford. More commonly known as teddy hall or the banter college, it is famed for it's many sporting and dramatic successes (rather than it's few academic ones), and will be found dominating the dancefloor everynight across oxford, recognisable by chants of teddy teddy teddy hall hall hall.

ex teddies include al murray (pub landlord) stewart lee and tery jones
st hilda's schlad "i wish i could have gone to st edmund hall"

Sir Edmund Hillary 

Were your partner lies face down on a flat surface to make a silhouetted mountain range,you find the highest point and proceed to take a dump on it ,then you masturbate on top of the shit to make it look like snow, and then put a miniature New Zealand Flag on top of the shit and say 'We knocked the bastard off'
We have been talking about spicing things up with a "Sir Edmund Hillary" but can not find any miniature New Zealand Flags
Sir Edmund Hillary by pauliefire October 2, 2022

Edmond Sandwich 

When a girl is double teamed or eifel towered by two people named Edmond.
Hey man, Chelsea got a crazy Edmond Sandwich last night from Edmond S and Moni!
Edmond Sandwich by Yak Attack October 30, 2008

Tiffany Edmond Special 

a well done steak with a side of ketchup.
Look at her eating the Tiffany Edmond Special, how childish.

bury st edmunds

Bury st edmunds is the lovely flower arranging town in which chav's hang out, outside and the bus station thinking they are solid, and the fit girls with abnormally large foreheads.
The breeding ground of Howard estate scum and priors pussy's so welcome to bury St edmunds
bury st edmunds by Banta Hunter December 30, 2013