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Camino Earplugs 

Find the person who snores loudest; put your fingers in their nostrils and your balls in their mouth
That old cunt is so annoying, he needs some Camino Earplugs
Camino Earplugs by ivanuzaj August 27, 2022

Scandinavian earplug 

Somebody cums in someones ear so when it drys you can not hear.
Tanner-"Dude shes asleep."
George-"Im gonna give her a scandinavian earplug!"

alaskan ear plugs 

when you jizz in someones ears and it freezes.
damn i gave that bitch an alaskan ear plugs.

Whats that johnny?

fuck you

Soggy Earplug 

The act of a man sticking a tampon in a womans ear, and then ejaculating on the tampon, making it expand and get stuck in the ear. Usually done when a man is angry with the woman.
"Sue, let's have sex!"
"Johhny, I dont want to have sex tonight!"
"Well dear, I may just have to give you a soggy earplug then!"
Soggy Earplug by Some sick guy January 11, 2009

Earplugger 

An extermely attractive woman who, as soon as she opens her mouth, has a strong and unattractive gutteral, regional accent.
'I couldn't believe my eyes, so immediately rushed over to get in there before the competition only to discover that she was an scouse 'earplugger' and I couldn't understand a fucking word she uttered.
Earplugger by chesterpest January 17, 2010

sloppy earplug 

When you spit in a girls ear and put your penis in it
My bitch was annoying me so I gave her the sloppy earplug
sloppy earplug by Biggiecheese20 February 3, 2022