Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole 

Extremely bad, contemptible, or worthless

Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butthole

Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole by Some rando out there December 28, 2021

Blame it on the dry mouth

A saying used as an excuse when people continuously slur their words as a result of being very high.

Kenzie: I know that amaa--amba-aa-ambidextrous girl.

Caitlin: What? Haha, You tripped over that one a bit!

Kenzie: Oh shh-shhushhuhhshh.

Caitlin: Just blame it on the dry mouth bro.

Blame it on the dry mouth by GoodCallGirls November 12, 2011

DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL 

A phrase known to be used for dry churros.

"I was sittin there in pizza hut and I looked down at my churros and thought to myself "DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL"

DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL by followmeontwitter@hobiversxd September 27, 2018

As dry as a fish on a bbq 

Vaginal dryness

Couldn't get it in mate, she was dry as a fish on a bbq

As dry as a fish on a bbq by SnowMinty September 15, 2018

batting a dry one 

when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out

i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out

batting a dry one by jaffaw July 16, 2009

dry onion 

two lovers undressing at the same time in the same room.
powerful moment. when sober.

we did a dry onion and we cried until we laughed.

dry onion by Krkič December 19, 2019

Wedge in a dry one 

To insert a penis or other body part into an unaroused orifice, using no lubricant of any kind. Painful and uncomfortable for the recipient.

He woke me up in the middle of the night when he tried to wedge in a dry one without a drop of lube.

Wedge in a dry one by Nolubeneeded June 23, 2022