driving the bus 

Holding onto the toilet bowl while vomiting. Also known as "driving the porcelain bus".

Ernie ended up driving the bus at the keg party. I drove the porcelain bus all night.

driving the bus by garb agio September 20, 2005

driving the bus 

Vomiting while kneeling and holding onto the rim of the toilet. So called because it resembles grasping the large horizontal steering wheel of a bus.

Last night after eight beers and an Irish coffee I spent an hour in the bathroom driving the bus.

driving the bus by Albin Pahernik September 20, 2005

cat driving a bus 

A term that was born on AOTS- mostly Kevin, because Kevin is a genius. Also it basically means turning frantically from side to side. . . As if scratching like a cat would when said cat sees a plastic mouse, or a real one. It also helps if you meow.

Kevin stop yelling at the intern, you're like a cat driving a bus.

cat driving a bus by xDJ RaV GirL September 25, 2010

driving the bus 

Throwing up (vomiting) into a toilet. So-called because your firm grasp on the rim resembles the bus-driver clutching his/her steering wheel.

The heat, the food, and the drinks combined in a bad way. I ran inside from the barbeque and started driving the bus.

driving the bus by GoFigure September 22, 2005

Driving the bus 

To vomit kneeling in front of the bowl of a toilette. Because you are holding the bowl with your hands, it looks like you are driving a bus.

Oh my gosh, Mary-Jane was driving the bus last night!

Driving the bus by Doppelstern April 8, 2009

cat driving a bus 

A term used to describe old television producers, who are presumably inept or out of touch with younger viewers, when they make inexplicable program decisions.

Producer: We're calling the new car segment "rides, whips and hoons."
Kevin: What the hell is a hoon?
Producer: You know, it's what you youngsters call...hmmm...
Kevin: I swear it's like a "cat driving a bus."
Producer: Just shut up and read your lines you little punk unless you wanna go back to bagging groceries.
Kevin: Sorry sir, can I get you some more coffee.

cat driving a bus by AOTS Fan September 29, 2010

driving the bus 

In the act of selling drugs, you end up driving around to several different places for very little profit.

"I'm driving the bus at this point since I've driven to Egypt and back all for a funky $20 profit!"

driving the bus by MP$40 September 20, 2005