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Douchebauchery 

The 9am-on-a-Tuesday-beer-pong drunken idiocy that frat life and 25-year-old narcissists create. See also tucker max
Oh great, it's 2am, and people are stumbling out of bars in a haze and polluting the streets with their douchebauchery.
Douchebauchery by Trigjedi January 13, 2009

Douchepatch 

The douchepatch is the tiny patch of hair deliberately grown on the lower lip. It is basically a stupid, upside down mustache, worn only by douchebags, fratboys and Howie Mandel.
"Did you see Jen's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, he totally had a douchepatch...WTF is she thinking?"

or

"Hey! That drunk asshole with the douchepatch just grabbed my tit!"
Douchepatch by Sir Smurfalot June 19, 2014

douchebachary

When numerous amounts of douchebags get together and ruin a perfectly good thing.
1 person who knows what he is doing walks into work with everything screwed up to the point of not being easily fixed due to the fact of a bunch of people who dont really know what they are doing but think they do. Person walks in and states "I do not want anything to do with this douchebachary!"

douchebiter 

A compound insult, consisting of the insult Douchebag and the word Biter, thus referring to the person being insulted as someone who actually bites a vaginal douche. nuff said.
John: hey, you really suck at everything you do
Francis: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOUCHEBITER!!!
douchebiter by suomynonamai July 7, 2011

Douchebachery 

An action that only a very large douchebag would perform.
Jessie, I'm so tired fo your douchebachery!
Douchebachery by Brivan December 9, 2008

douche bitch 

A person who you hate A LOT. Worse than calling them a douche bag. This person is majorly annoying and they have somehow pissed you off to the fullest extreme ever possible.
Kevin, my ex, is such a douche bitch! He seriously fucked my sister last weekend!